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Ass Auction is a Product Hunt product ranked #6 with 129 upvotes and 18 comments. Ass Auction is an ad network with one placement: a pair of boxers. Pay $5 or more and your logo join… Data from Daily Trends.

Ass Auction

Ass Auction is an ad network with one placement: a pair of boxers. Pay $5 or more and your logo joins the leaderboard at whatever rank your money buys. Anyone can pay more and push you down. Your total spend is your rank, so climbing back only costs the difference. The top 22 get worn on the boxers. No accounts, just a URL or @handle, and Stripe. Live click counts, a share card, an email when you get knocked down, and a gossip bar where the crowd talks.

Rank
6
Upvotes
129
Comments
18
Category
Funny • Marketing • Advertising
Product link
https://www.producthunt.com/products/ass-auction?utm_campaign=producthunt-api&utm_medium=api-v2&utm_source=Application%3A+PainSpotter+%28ID%3A+282694%29
Snapshot date
9/9/2026

Description

Ass Auction is an ad network with one placement: a pair of boxers. Pay $5 or more and your logo joins the leaderboard at whatever rank your money buys. Anyone can pay more and push you down. Your total spend is your rank, so climbing back only costs the difference. The top 22 get worn on the boxers. No accounts, just a URL or @handle, and Stripe. Live click counts, a share card, an email when you get knocked down, and a gossip bar where the crowd talks.